Today’s book news:

• Lady Seinfeld innocent of vegetable plagiarism
• Tintin in trouble in the Congo again. Quick Snowy, run get help!
• N+1 gets a schmancy new website
• China Miéville now three times as nerdy
• 99-year-old woman becomes iPad-obsessed zombie, to the delight of next of kin
• Cory Doctorow slams iPad DRM! As does … Wil Wheaton!