Simon & Schuster has struck a deal with God. Today, the publisher announced plans to release a memoir authored by the creator of the universe by late 2011. We are pleased and honored to add the Lord Almighty to our list of notable authors, reads a press release, which adds that the bestselling author is represented by the Levine Greenberg Literary Agency, along with David Javerbaum, head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

As a preview, you can now get short, timely messages from God on Twitter, through @TheTweetOfGod, which issues proclamations such as: My Son has asked Me to remind Thee, that all supplications and beseechments regarding Sunday’s NFL action must be prayed by noon tomorrow.

Here is the full press release (via Galleycat):Press Release From God