As soon as news broke that Penguin and Random House may merge into a mega-publishing house, social media began musing on the would-be company’s new name, with some pretty hilarious results.

Twitter quickly embraced the hashtags #RandomPenguin and #PenguinHouse, and a parody account called @Penguin HouseGo, whose bio claims “I’m in your House. Randomizing your Penguin,” appeared a few hours ago.

Quillblog has collected some favourites from the Twitterverse. Vote for yours, or add your own suggestion below.